thysilvertongue:

donniaandjokesy:

corgisandboobs:

8thfloorwindow:

“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”

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50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

#i have a problem with the fact that this woman’s work is published and mine isn’t 

Uh yeah.  My sentiments exactly.

…wow…that’s bad.